February 5, 2012

Ugliest Porsche Ever

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Could this possibly be the ugliest Porsche you’ve ever seen? I found this today on ebay and I have to say it’s appalling. In the auction description, the seller claims that over $150k was invested. What a waste.

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I just don’t see anything to like about this car. The front looks like a slantnose gone bad. You’ve got those big ugly bulges behind the seats and the rear is an absolute mess. Body work upon body work. Who would do such a thing?!

Comments

  1. Brad says:

    This thing is sweet lol (I would rather drive Steve Urkel`s Isetta) :)

  2. James O says:

    the headlights look like the are from an old eagle talon.

  3. 993C4S says:

    The front looks like a bad hybrid of a Pontiac Fiero and a Strosek Porsche…. What was the platform it was built on? 944?

    • Ryan says:

      Sorry, I meant to include this in the post. Here’s info from the auction description:

      “1987 special porsche speedster, built on a 1987 911 convertible frame, with a 3.3 turbo ,this porsche was built with no expense spared , built for show and track, approx $150.000 to replace this dyno , has a top and tonnoue cover , engine runs strong but needs a tune up , breaks up after 3000 rpms , maybe new electromotive iginition, or other ignition, big brakes,big tires, built for racing and showing, this porsche is a WILD and CRAZY ride , not for the average diver, nothing like this on your street, or town , race the big boy.”

  4. Jeff W says:

    That is truly the ugliest Porsche and maybe the ugliest car ever. A true waste of money.

  5. Steve says:

    To paraphrase Comic Book Guy on The Simpsons, “Worst Porsche Ever!” The front looks like a 90′s Capri convertible and the rear is as Ryan said “an absolute mess”. I whispered a quiet apology to Ferry Porsche for even looking at this.

  6. Brad Bergeron says:

    “No expense spared” But we wont make a decent showing of it and tune it up . ..We have lost our shirts on this piece of crap enough already lol

  7. James O says:

    I kinda get where they were going with the rear. It looks like one of the 935′s but the bumps behind the seats are as big as silos.

  8. Andrew says:

    That is easily the ugliest Porsche I’ve ever seen. Just an absolute disgrace.

  9. it’s got Florida plates. some of the most abusive things ever done to the P-Car happened there. I’ve been shopping for my new ride from southern states, and this is the kinda crap they do down there.

  10. Joe says:

    I beg to differ. I have a facebook friend who regularly posts pictures of “tie-dye” styled Porsches, and other absurd colors. Someone has got to be smoking pot to do that to a Porsche.

  11. there is one thing missing on this car – spinning rims

  12. i like weird cars like this.

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